🎉 Welcome to the Chaos! You’re In. 🎉

You did it! You’ve officially joined the inner circle—where secrets are shared, conspiracies unravel, and the unexpected is always just around the corner.

Here’s what happens next:

📩 Emails you’ll actually want to open. Expect updates once a month (give or take), packed with behind-the-scenes insights, exclusive sneak peeks, and the occasional special offer. No spam, no fluff—just the good stuff.

Occasionally, I’ll also share recommendations from other authors whose books I think you’ll love—no spam, just hand-picked stories worth your time.

🔎 First mission: Check your inbox. If you don’t see your welcome email in the next few minutes, it might be lurking in spam or hiding in the Promotions tab (sneaky thing). Move it to your main inbox and whitelist [your email address] to make sure future updates don’t vanish into the void.

🎁 More surprises ahead… From short stories to special announcements, you never know what might drop next. But you can be sure it’ll be worth your time.

📬 Got questions? Want to say hi? Hit reply to any email—I actually read them!

Now, go forth and prepare. The next email is already in the works… 🔥